there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
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summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
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I have a closet full of clothes but that still doesn’t stop me from wearing the same two tshirts all the time
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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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Not only does my head feel like its going to explode, Phyllis is working and she won’t stop talking to me.
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is leo smoking an e-cigarette with a real cigarette hanging out of his hat omfg
it’s so endearing
i wanna pat u on the head
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someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
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All it needed was a little groovy love.
I would pick all you hoes up and we’d go adventuring.
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every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
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I loled so
Hard
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